More Punny Jokes!
- A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
- There was a paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
- What did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at the first day of school? "Bye, son."
- Spring is here! I'm so excited, I wet my plants.
- Gaston-winner of the No Belle Prize
- I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that would work. I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.
- There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
- A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
- Bad puns..that's how eye roll.
- To the person that stole my Microsoft office...I will find you. You have my Word.